"We have taken the show underground - even Howard TV. We are
in a bunker."
Howard Stern on David Letterman Show 12/12/06 (more below)
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| Few people enjoying Central Park
in New York City realize that a huge city is a few hundred feet below them. |
A view of the Entrance Hall Alpha under Central Park in New York City. |
Contrary to popular history and unknown by Vaux and Olmstead, Central Park was paid for by the Federal government as the place to house the first underground government complex in the world. This complex, known as the Manhattan Project (or MP) was housed in a series of underground caves designed to protect the government if the Confederacy started to win the United States Civil War (1861-1865). After the war the project was abandoned until it was later revised and expanded to 300 acres during World War One (1914-1918). Since that time it has been expanded several times to now include over 700 acres in a huge underground city within a city. It is located deep within the bedrock, over 300 feet below the park. |
![]() Location of entrance to Manhattan Project in Central Park |
![]() Steps leading down to Central Park Underground City |
This massive city complex is now designed to safely house up to 4,000 central Government personnel in the event of a nuclear strike. It presently houses all United States government UFO activities and was the home for Nazi Adolf Hitler until his death in 1956. This Super-secret location is the site of the main Emergency Government War Headquarters - the hub of the Country's alternative seat of power outside Washington, D.C.. |
Czar Nicholas II
![]() Czar Nicholas II |
Many famous people and political prisoners have lived and died here including Nicholas II, the last Czar of Russia and his family, who sought a hiding place after the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Unknown to the general population and to historian alike, the Czar asked President Woodrow Wilson of the United States for help and was allowed to live in the Manhattan Project with his family until his death in 1948 at the age of 80. Nicholas II, Empress Alexandra Fyodorovna, the Grand Duchess Anastasia, The Tsarevich Alexei, the Grand Duchess Olga, the Grand Duchess Tatiana, and the Grand Duchess Marie often walked around New York city dressed as Jewish immigrants and ate at many of the local delicatessens and Italian restaurants with noted Mafia figures. Nicholas did not want to leave the MP but he allowed his family to move to Brooklyn in 1929. |
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler did not die in Berlin in the last moments of the war. The
"burned
body of Hitler" that has been shown over and over again was not
that of the Reich's Furher but that of
Gustav Weler one of
Hitler's body doubles who had recently died and was kept in a walk-in
freezer for just such an occasion. To perpatrate the hoax the body was shot to mimic
suicide. |
![]() Adolf Hitler's desk below Central Park. His favorite Bible is open on the desk. A sketch he made of one of the Roswell Aliens can be seen on the wall behind the desk. |
Roswell
Aliens
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Three of the original aliens
that were found dazed at the UFO crash site in Roswell, New
Mexico were nursed back to health and lived in the Manhattan Project
under Central Park until they died of natural causes in 1968 and 1969. The aliens could not get back to their home solar system but still lived long and happy lives here. They were grateful to President Truman for saving and sheltering them from the public and in return many scientific discoveries were given to the United States government. These include transistors, Teflon, microelectronics, night vision glasses, ground penetrating radar, the stealth plane technology and several major drugs and antibiotics. They traveled extensively throughout the United States and loved to go to different parts of the country. Walt Disney allowed them to dress as Disney characters during their visits to Disney World and Disney Land. Their favorite prank was to go door to door on Halloween. They loved Hershey bars with almonds and had a little Bedlington Terrier named Henry. |
![]() Autopsy of Alien that passed
away in the Manhattan Project bunkers
under Central Park. This photo was taken in July of 1970. |
Shock Jock Howard Stern
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"We have taken the show underground - even Howard TV. We are in a bunker." Howard Stern on The Late Show with David Letterman December 12, 2006
"Go ahead. Tell them that I live underground in Central Park." |
Due to the high cost associated with the war in the middle east, the Federal Government started to rent space to commercial interests in late 2004. The first renter was Sirius Satellite Radio and the tenant is no other than Shock Jock Howard Stern. Stern is housed in an underground complex known as 4C. Even though Stern is housed under the park, only a select few at Sirius know of this. Aside from Stern, three of Stern's close staff discovered their true location. One of these is co-host Robin Quivers. Recently hacked CIA classified documents disclose how she found this out by accident upon hearing a Sirius-XM senior staff member talking on her cell phone in an adjoining stall in rest room "B" in the Stern complex. Ms. Quivers confronted the woman and a deal was worked out. To keep her knowledge a secret, Ms. Quivers is allowed to drive anywhere she wants in New York City. She is also allowed to run her boat on any part of the Atlantic seaboard not closed to personal watercraft. She calls her government contact "Mr. X". A second member of the Stern family, Howard's half-brother Mr. Riley Martin is the only member who has worked with the government and the aliens under the park. Mr. Martin was abducted by an alien Biaviian mothership for nine days in 1975 and is a master of Alien-English translation according to CIA classified government documents. The documents go on to say that Mr. Martin's "...skill in communicating with the aliens have saved us countless years and millions of dollars... and makes Mr. Martin a true American hero.." A third show regular Mr. Artie Lange, stumbled into the secret entrance in the men's room stall "C" while he was high on drugs. CIA documents state that he was 'bought off' by giving him financing for his film "Beer League" (now available on CD) and arranging for Mr. Lange to have a show at Carnegie Hall in New York City. The document goes on to say that it is doubtful that Mr. Lange remembers any of this or the non-disclosure he signed (so perhaps we should say that only two of the Stern regulars know about their true location). The ruse is carried out using an intricate set of magnets and anti-gravity devises in the elevators. When a person presses the button to travel up to the Howard Stern Studios they are actually transported down and sideways to the underground haven. The magnets and anti-gravity devises make the person feel like the elevator is traveling either up to the studios or down to the street level! |
Howard Stern did leak some information about his new location to the audience on the Late Night with David Letterman Show on Tuesday December 12, 2006. He told Mr. Letterman that "We have taken the show underground - even Howard TV. We are in a bunker." Of course "underground" refers to his under Central Park location and "bunker" refers to the place in Berlin and under Central Park where Hitler lived out his life. |
![]() Howard Stern on David Letterman |